...Said Nobody, Ever.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
"I see no reason why we should include Dr. Who in the London Olympic Opening Ceremonies."
-Said Nobody, Ever.
Monday, July 9, 2012
"Nah, I don't watch the Home Run Derby. I think it ruins the spirit of the game."
-Said Nobody, Ever.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
"Hey! I'd bet that life might just be
easier
without God. What do ya think?"
- Said Nobody, Ever.
Friday, July 6, 2012
Ya know what I find refreshing on 100-degree days? The feel of tepid bath-water! Thanks Lake Michigan!"
- Said Nobody, Ever.
"I love when this happens in the Summer and wish I could be part of it all-year round!"
- Said Nobody, Ever.
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
"My, Katy Perry is not only an incredibly talented singer, but also not the least bit irritating!"
-Said Nobody, Ever.
"I love it when it's so hot out even my
balls
sweat!"
-Said Nobody, Ever.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
"I can't imagine why anyone
WOULDN'T
want to eat these!"
-Said Nobody, Ever.
"Nah... I appreciate the offer of a fantastic beer, but I'll just stick to Bud Light."
-Said Nobody, Ever.
"I can't wait to grow up and drive a Minivan!"
-Said Nobody, Ever.
"Oh, I see no reason why putting a metal zipper near a man's penis would
ever
cause trouble."
-Said Nobody, Ever.
"Oh, yeah! I can totally see how those would be VERY comfortable!"
-Said Nobody, Ever.
"Wow! Let's keep all those great remake ideas coming!"
-Said Nobody, Ever.
"I can't wait for even MORE 90-plus degree days!"
-Said Nobody, Ever.
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